http://castiel-lexie-parker.tumblr.com/post/100450344938

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

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ohgodbenny:

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

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SENIOR YEAR:

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I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

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castiel-lexie-parker:

I went on a date recently with a dude I met online. After the date I told the guy that I didn’t want any second date, that he didn’t really interest me, and that he should not expect anything from me. I was super clear.
And now, he asks for a second date. Are you kidding me?
And then, he says…

cherself said: I think that would be a solution. But seriously, try making yourself even more clear and saying he cannot changer your mind and you just does not see any connection here and if he does not stop, you will hesitate to use drastic mesure

Yeah, and I’ll buy a pocket knife, just in case. >_> 
This guy keeps bragging about his “fighting skills”. If he tries anything on me, I will fucking defend myself and throw him at the police. And he’s gonna regret trying me of all people. HEH! 

I went on a date recently with a dude I met online. After the date I told the guy that I didn’t want any second date, that he didn’t really interest me, and that he should not expect anything from me. I was super clear.
And now, he asks for a second date. Are you kidding me?
And then, he says stuff like “I’ll make you change your mind ;) ”
I litteraly said “no way in hell you will change my mind, don’t you even try.”
AND HE ASKS FOR A SECOND DATE. AGAIN.

geez what the Fuck can I say to make myself even clearer. Write it on a fucking cardboard thing and hit his face with it ???

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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http://castiel-lexie-parker.tumblr.com/post/100412137543

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

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